"Older Than Dirt Certificate: A Humorous Aging Gift" — Shimmer & Confetti
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Product Description

Looking for a unique gift for someone who's getting up there in age? Look no further than the Older Than Dirt Certificate Greeting!

This fun and lighthearted gift is perfect for anyone who's over the hill, but still has plenty of life left in them. The certificate features a playful design and includes the recipient's name, age, and a humorous quote about growing older.

Whether you're celebrating a milestone birthday or just want to show someone that age is just a number, the Older Than Dirt Certificate Greeting is sure to bring a smile to their face.

  • Personalized with recipient's name and age
  • Humorous quote about aging
  • Fun and playful design
  • Printed on high-quality cardstock
  • Size: 8.5" x 11"
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